I've been racking my brain, trying to come up with a clever April Fools message for you, but it seems like everything that's worth a darn has already been done.
Suddenly it struck me! The most brain-numbing, seemingly unbelievable April Fools story of all time is staring me right in the face and it's going to happen whether I write about it or not. I guess we could officially kick it off on April Fools Day, although it's going to take its sweet time moseying through our defenseless lives until November.
That's right, the Primary and General Elections are making their frontal assault, and it is already turning ugly. Politicians are scurrying higgledy-piggledy through our lives and they are going to grab us by our throats, take us through twists and turns, lies and deceptions, and umpteen billion dollars in loud, obnoxious, and intrusive television commercials...until we scream for cyanide capsules to end it all.
Have these mega-rich tycoons with deep pockets and politicians with shallow personalities no shame? Have they no sense of honesty? Have they no...scruples?
Why don't we turn the tables on them this year. Why don't we vote for the one who buys the least number of television commercials, colorful mail box mailers, radio spots and door knob hangers? That way, we'll be sure we're voting for the one that told the least number of lies, too.
And remember, kiddies...if you see their lips moving - they're probably telling a whopper.